Unglued Summer Camp

Some of my best childhood memories are of summer camp. Spending enough time in the water to reclassify as an amphibian. Strategizing over capture the flag with my cabinmates to a degree that would have exhausted Sun Tzu. Not washing my face even once over the course of two weeks, until I looked like what would have happened had Jackson Pollock abandoned paint for melted Popsicles. It is impossible to have that much fun after you have learned what supplemental life insurance is.